funny little things

We've been hanging out
Alot at home lately
Just the after-holiday 'lazies'
I suppose

In doing that
Some funny little things
Come out of my
Very smart 2 year old's mouth
That I just have to laugh out loud

Like what, you ask?

Like, after her bath
While she's standing with the towel on
And I'm making sure that EVERYTHING is dry
And the towel just happens to 'stick'
Somewhere unexpected
(You all know what I mean)
"Heeeey, Mommy...it's stuck in my butt!"

Like, if I'm getting changed in front of her
Quickly though, even though she's little
I've never been comfortable with that
"Nice boobies, mommy...they're big"
(Something she also likes to announce
In the changeroom at her swimming lessons
Behind closed doors
But in the loudest voice)
The snickers that follow
Are really enjoyable

When she runs and leaps on me
And I warn her about not being too, too rough
On her baby brother in mommy's belly
"Can we pull him out yet? I want to see him"

When I'm getting ready to go out
Nowhere fancy, just groceries, etc
And I'm putting on some make-up
"I need to put on my make-up, too"
(You don't need make-up, you're beautiful)
"Yes I do, for my wedding"
(Who are you marrying?)
"Daddy"

Not to mention
That she dances around the house
Singing "Lovely Lady Lumps"
By the Black Eyed Peas

Hub says "that's a good song to teach her"
Rolling his eyes
I tell him that I didn't
She picks up every song she hears
A talent that I've always had

Cute as a button
She is.