is it too much to ask?

I'm a recluse today.

I have a cough.
I'm tired.
It's about 3000 degrees outside.
My very smart two-year-old is napping
So I'm taking advantage and playing online.

Our office is on the second floor
And looks out to the front of the house.
It's garbage day.
I frikken LOVE garbage day.

Dunno exactly why
It's a 'cleansing' thing, I think.

Now,I know these guys have a monontonous job
I know their backs must hurt
and I know it's 3000 degrees outside
On days like this I often run out with
Bottled water or cokes for the guys...
(Not today though, as I'm a recluse)

But..
Is it too much to ask
To toss my big Rubbermaid garbage bins
On the lawn
And not toss them on the road?
(Especially when there's a wind?)

So here I sit
The recluse that LOVES garbage day
Staring blankly out the front window
Watching my Rubbermaid garbage bins
Roll all over the street

(I especially like when cars
Have to dodge them :D )

Do you think its because
It's 3000 degrees outside
and I didn't bring them any beverages?

Betcha it is.

AnyHOW, I suppose I should peel my ass
Off of this chair and go and fetch them
And make sure there is cold water and Coke
In the fridge
Ready for the Recycling dudes....