I just thought of something

Survivor.
The Amazing Race.

2 of my most FAVOURITE shows

Neither of them
Have touched down in my fair country

(You must thank Heidi for this rant, with her "Martha doesn't want Canuckies" post)

Why is Survivor ALWAYS in a tropical country?
Isn't it harder to survive in the mountains
In 50 below weather
In a blizzard?
Nevermind spearing a little tropical water snake
Or a frikken chicken in a cage that THEY give you
For winning a three-legged race.
That doesn't make you the hero of the tribe
Spear yourself an elk, or a buffalo, or a caribou
While your hands are numb and blue from frostbite
Then you can start eating your Hero Biscuits

Ohhhh...I get it.
Then the chicks wouldn't be able to
Wear their string bikinis
And show off their $10,000 boob jobs
In a turtleneck and ski jacket
And the hot young fellas
Would have to trade in their loincloths
For parkas....

And The Amazing Race
"Race around the world" the intro says
No it ain't.
It's a race through the US (of course) Austria, Holland, Germany, India, Pakistan, Turkey, Madagascar, China, Thailand, Zambia, Tunisia, Italy, France, South Africa, New Zealand, Holland, Great Britain....
Even GUAM, for cripe's sake!
(Target doesn't deliver to Guam EITHER, remember...
So in my mind, Canada and Guam should stick together
Or go hand in hand whenever geographical rules are implemented!)
Why not a pit stop in Toronto
Or Vancouver
Or Montreal?

What is up with that?
Nevermind that...

WHAT is wrong with me???
LOL!!