chips

Mmmm
At this moment
I am pigging out on
Dill pickle chips

I know, I know
Most of my non-Canadian
Stranger friends
Are cringing at the moment

As last I heard
That was a flavour not available
In the US still
Although I may be wrong

But it is my favourite

And, actually, to be perfectly honest
And I mean this in the NICEST way
As I love the good 'ole US of A
And with NO disrespect to anyone, but...

You people need some help
On how to make a potato chip

Sorry.

I don't know what it is
You have the salt
You have the crispiness

But yours lack the
FLAVOUR PUNCH
That ours have..

It's true!

So, next time you find yourself
In the Great White North
In the land of maple leafs
And maple syrup
Make sure you have "chips"
Jotted down on your list

You won't be disappointed

We make a dill pickle chip
Or a salt & vinegar chip
Or a smoky bacon chip
Or an all-dressed chip
Like it's NOBODY'S BUSINESS!

Trust me
(said the pregnant woman as she stuffed
a handful of chips in her mouth)

Trust me. :D