Tim & jeans

My Mom and I have a date
Tommorrow night

We're going to see
THIS handsome fella




So I start trying on my jeans
Last night
Even though it is still early
Suddenly none of my pants fit
They say that's the case
When it's your second

So no luck.
Time to revert to some
Preggo jeans

Now, I could have gone into
My Mat clothes from 2 years ago
And dug out the only pair in there
(I was pregnant all summer
No long pants really needed)
But the belly part was REALLY stretched

So off I go to buy some new ones
Besides, you just don't wear
ANY 'ole jeans
When you're going too see
Such a fine man that wears
HIS jeans so nicely ;)

Hub asks
"Why do all the women go snakey
over that guy? He's probably bald
under that hat"
He is, I tell him
But when you look like that
From the hat down
Who gives a flying you-know-what?

So, bought 2 new pairs of
Mama jeans
Very funky, I might add

No use being uncomfortable
Right?
Anyway, I know you can tell
Already

I'm not the tinyest girl in the world...