the reel deal

Indeed.
That's what it was called.
'The Reel Deal'

A popcorn big enough
For a family of 6 to share
(With butter, of course)
And a Coke
That could hydrate
Both tribes on 'Survivor'
for the entire 39 days

But it was MINE
ALLLLL MINE

Went to the movies last night
Yes, Gramma and Grampa
Stayed with their very smart 2 year old grandaughter
While Hub and I had a date
Dinner and a movie once a month

Went to see 'The Wedding Crashers'
Effing LOVED it
Laughed my big
Popcorn-eatin'
Coke-swillin'
Ass off..

Even though we went out for supper
JUST before entering the movie theatre
There is always room
For popcorn
Isn't there?

So I purchase 'The Reel Deal'
Huge Popcorn and Huge Coke
For 9 bucks

She plunks it down
I say "whoa!"
She says "I know..plus it's free refills"
I say "Good, because I don't think that is quite enough"
Rolling my eyes.

Why on earth would you need a free refill
On a bag of p-corn that big?

I tell ya, though
I came pretty close to needing it last night
According to Hub
I was a "p-corn eating machine' last night
So what? I say
It was yummy.

So next time
I'm getting the smaller one
So I can partake in the
Free refill
That way I'll have a warm fresh bag
And not feel like
Too much on an oinker.

Oh yeah, I didn't mention it before
But Hub hates pocorn.
So it really is MINE
ALLL MINE

But man, it was good.
Oh yeah, the movie was too
Check it out if you haven't already.