boobs that don't move

Yeah, that's right
There's nothing wrong with your eyes

That's the title of my blog today

Of course
There is another
Young tart on Survivor
This season
Who's boobs don't move
No matter WHAT crazy task
She's doing

I can't even remember her name
I just remember her boobs
(The ones that don't move)

I'm always saying that
They should do a Survivor season
In the Canadian Rockies
In January
Sure, give them tents
And lots of flint
If you can survive in the winter
In the mountains
Then you ARE a survivior

BUT
They won't
Because the contestants would have
To wear too much clothing to keep warm
And we wouldn't be able to see
Their boobs that don't move

Jeez
What would the camera-people
Focus on
When the tart
With 'said-boobs'
Is hanging upside-down on a
Wilderness trapeze somewhere?

Her really cool touque, probably :)